Auntie: Hoi! Keen na. Boh chiak peng ar? Kii chiak sai lar le!
Uncle: *trotting over* lai lar lai lar. em mai ani tuah sia eh sai bo? kanineh!
Auntie: lu kii kam lan lar!
Uncle: lu hor lang kan la!
Auntie: hah? hor tiang kan ar? see le ai kan wor niah mah! si beh yong eh tuah keena! chiak sai lar le!
Auntie: *staring at uncle with hands-at-the-hips-auntie pose*
Honest! They above really took place but I have no idea how the conversation ended because I was moving in another direction. My ear waxes almost flowed out listening to them swearing at each other in hokkien. Just to complete the scene, imagine this:
Auntie is wearing a very thin two piece pyjamas, wearing a red bra (yes, OMG! OMG! OMG!) and with two hair curlers at the back (ZOMG!). But the Uncle was quite decently dressed in a short sleeve shirt and short pants. They both looked like in their 50s and 60s.
Mrs B: What were you looking at?
Me: You don't want to know. I am just amazed at some people shopping here. Must come here more often, hehehe
Buaya69 says... "OMG! Can't shake that red bra of my mind, arrrrgghhh!"